So speedy, Shinji barely has enough time to make sure he's at least somewhat put together by the time Kai gets there. No reason to worry him further and make him waste valuable girl-hunting time here! It is, however, long enough for him to cough out a wave a spidery red and tiny purple flowers, all disposed of neatly outside of their bedroom window, where they will not bother any already troubled boys.

So, when Kai returns and calls out his name, here comes Shinji from their room, looking... sad. And stressed. But otherwise unhurt, as if that were any actual concern in this scenario. Here he is.

"Kai." He's right here.